transhumanoid:

transhumanoid:

got my first vaccine dose today. they said they were out of needles or something so they had me suck it out of bill gates’ cock instead. was a little confused by that. but it’s nice of him to help out with distribution I guess

guess I slopped him so good he’s leaving his wife a week later. could at least pay me something for it billy boy

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